The 2025 League of Drunks season opened not with bar fights or draft-night chaos (those days are mercifully behind us), but with pure, uncut fantasy football drama. Two of the five matchups were decided on Monday Night Football, reminding us all that heartbreak in this league doesn’t wait until December. Whether it was Justin Jefferson’s late TD for Dylan or the Bears’ garbage-time dagger that doomed Travis, Week 1 delivered the kind of finish that has group chats buzzing well past midnight.

By Editor-in-Chief, LOD News Wire

Alan advances to his desired rematch against Kyle while Travis finally ends his post-Neale nightmare, as the LOD playoffs opened with a pair of compelling Wild Card matchups that set up potentially historic semifinal clashes.

The LOD News Wire returns from its Thanksgiving hiatus to find the self-proclaimed "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist" in absolute chaos. A record-breaking regular season concluded with four teams tied at 6-8 battling for the final two playoff spots, while Bassett secured the John Beard Memorial Trophy with an unprecedented 11-win campaign.

The self-proclaimed "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist" continues to deliver improbable storylines, as Week 11 saw Dylan's Monday Night miracle vault him into playoff position while Travis's post-Neale collapse reached three straight losses. In a league where momentum seems to change as frequently as team names, the race for both playoff spots and the John Beard Memorial Trophy intensifies with just three weeks remaining.

In a league known for its unpredictability, some records seem destined to stand forever. This week, Alan reminded the League of Drunks (LOD) why he's both the author of its greatest victories and deepest valleys, obliterating Tony 150-60 in what now stands as the largest margin of victory in league history. The self-proclaimed "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist" continues to rewrite its record books as the playoff race intensifies.

"They say karma's a bitch, but turns out she's just a Dick Cup connoisseur. Welcome to my world, Travis. I saved you a seat at the bottom." With those words, Neale celebrated the most improbable victory in League of Drunks (LOD) history, as Revenge Week delivered a shocking reminder that in the "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist," no outcome is certain and no manager is safe from the Dick Cup's reach.

As the League of Drunks (LOD) barrels toward its most anticipated week of the season, Week 8 delivered its own share of drama, heartbreak, and season-defining moments. The self-proclaimed "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist" continues to raise the bar for entertainment, both on and off the virtual gridiron.

In honor of the late John Beard, whose wisdom and wit helped shape the League of Drunks (LOD) into the "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist," we present this midseason recap of a season that continues to defy expectations. As the race for the trophy bearing his name intensifies, one can't help but imagine Beard's trademark smirk at the chaos unfolding in the league he helped build.

As the League of Drunks (LOD) hits its midseason mark, Week 6 delivered a whirlwind of surprises, upsets, and the fall of a Cinderella story. The self-proclaimed "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist" continues to live up to its reputation, with the playoff race heating up and off-field drama reaching new heights.

As the League of Drunks (LOD) reaches its quarter-season mark, Week 5 delivered yet another round of heart-stopping action and off-field drama. The self-proclaimed "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist" continues to live up to its lofty title, with unexpected twists both on and off the virtual gridiron.

In a league that continues to push the boundaries of fantasy football drama, Week 4 of the League of Drunks (LOD) delivered a potent mix of on-field surprises and off-field controversies. As team owners grapple with shifting fortunes, the league's claim to be the "Greatest Fantasy Football League to Ever Exist" seems more justified than ever.