By Editor-in-Chief, LOD News Wire
June 12th, 2025 | LOD HQ
In an explosive development that has rocked both the hip hop and fantasy football communities, sources confirm that rapper and fantasy franchisee B Maull, also known by his stage names Lil Maull X and Fredrick Drunklas, was officially named during a sealed discovery hearing in the ongoing Diddy Freakoff investigation
While the exact nature of B Maull’s involvement remains unclear, court transcripts cite his underground discography — including controversial tracks like “Work Pants” and “Let’s Get Shitty” — as “lyrically adjacent” to the documented vibe of the Diddy allegations. One anonymous source close to the prosecution noted, “The man was too freaky for his own good. We should have saw the signs.”
Meanwhile, insiders within the B Maull Organization are scrambling to contain the fallout.
“The pressure was mounting all season,” said one source familiar with his locker room energy. “He hasn’t been the same since that back-to-back Dick Cup stretch in Weeks 12 and 13. The man got absolutely humbled. You can only score 50 points so many times before you start re-evaluating your life... or burning evidence.”
The League of Drunks (LOD), a notoriously cutthroat fantasy league known for its high-stakes bar tabs and low-scoring Sundays, had long questioned Maull’s focus. This past season, he finished 10th out of 10, securing back-to-back years of playoff irrelevance.
An anonymous LOD Franchise owner had this to say:
“Back-to-back. Yeah that's how him and Diddy were. Bad Boys for life as they say.”
When reached for comment outside an unnamed North Nashville bar, Maull offered only this cryptic statement:
“Y’all ever see a man draft Davante Adams for 8 straight years? That’s trauma.”
Editor-in-Chief of LOD News Wire (and noted Maull critic) issued the following statement:
“That man always had really slick hands when you shook them. I didn’t realize it was baby oil until now. Honestly? Called it. I would like to call on the courts to review phone records and the internet history of Brian Bassett as well. What's he doing up there in Michigan? Why all these Facebook thirst traps? Was the ground too slick from baby oil when he tore his calf? We demand answers.”
Despite the growing media storm, fans of B Maull’s music continue to defend him online. A recent GoFundMe titled “Free Lil Maull X” has raised nearly $8.43, and rising. Almost enough for a pitcher at Joe's.
As the Diddy case spirals and the fantasy offseason looms, one question remains:
Was this a man broken by a fantasy slump... or just another player in the game all along?
LOD News Wire will continue following this story as it develops — particularly as rumors swirl that Maull’s next single, “Baby Oil is Good for your Skin”, may feature actual surveillance audio.
-LOD News Wire
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